A constantly refreshed EZTV never updates. Ok, so it's not quite as concise as 'a watched pot never boils,' but it accurately reflects my frustration right now. All I want is the new DW episode, but all I'm getting is the latest Nip/Tuck.

In other news, it was about a billion degrees here today. It was so hot in fact, that I couldn't sit outside and read my new issue of The Economist for fear of bursting into flame. Unfortunately, the pool is in one of its stubborn moods and refuses to rise to a temperature that is actually swimmable. If this continues it may mean war. An unswimmable pool in weather this hot is unacceptable.

I just checked EZTV again and no update. AACK!